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American Conservative Logic -

TAGS: pro life racist hobby lobby
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EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 3:48 pm
Translation (fauxnews): I feel like the strawman in the wizard of oz. Anyone have a brain really cheap or free?
fauxnews - July 7, 2014, 10:51 am
Emma Logic: I need to get a life, I take this s'hit WAY too seriously. France called and said they want their "whine" back.
EmmaRoydes - July 7, 2014, 8:58 am
Liberal Logic: Life begins when you cast your first vote for a democrat.
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 10:37 pm
Wow! and you only had to say that 3x. X-D Angrily smashing the at the keyboard again? Don't make mum take away your computer again. What will you do for s'ex then? lol
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 9:31 pm
Wow! And here I thought you were one of the smarter liberals on this site and now you've just shown that you are just one of the thought challenged prog trolls
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 9:30 pm
Wow! And here I thought you were one of the smarter liberals on this site and now you've just shown that you are just one of the thought challenged prog trolls
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 9:28 pm
Wow!and here I tought you were one of the smarter liberals on the site. Now I see you are just one of many thought challenged prog trolls
fauxnews - July 6, 2014, 8:34 pm
Trying to figure out if "herpa derpa" was meant as a joke, or just naturally flowing from you. Hard to discern in your case, b'utton boy. X-D Glad to see it pushed yours.
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 8:34 pm
Oh, and it also ends post birth if the abortion doesn't take
EmmaRoydes - July 6, 2014, 8:30 pm
As opposed to liberal logic that life ends before birth. Herpa derpa

J e s u s i s n ' t a p o l i t i c i a n ! -

TAGS: jesus abortion hobby lobby seperation
Rating: 3.86/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:00 am
This is dumb and offensive. I consider you a friend but this crosses the line
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 3:15 pm
LOL..I know, right? It's not like that sign isn't offensive or something. haha... Cheers, mate. Off to grab lunch. Jalapeño sushi today..Yum! Here I come..
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 3:13 pm
Thanks I feel better now
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 2:12 pm
She's not. If that helps to 'settle' you. lol
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 2:11 pm
That girl looks like she's 12. A bit unsettling.

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TAGS: pro life murder self defense hobby lobby
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EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 11:07 pm
That's a non sequitar. The intention of self-defense is not to kill someone. The intention of abortion IS to kill someone.

Protecting the unborn over the born*... -




TAGS: hobby lobby
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bandit5906 - July 4, 2014, 8:25 pm
Good poster except for the spelling!


TAGS: hobby lobby
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmmaRoydes - July 5, 2014, 9:10 am
Nope, but who said they did?
Zeitguy - July 5, 2014, 8:51 am
And conservatives keep their beliefs to themselves?
EmmaRoydes - July 4, 2014, 2:13 pm
Liberals have a tendency to project their beliefs on others

Women Voters -

TAGS: women voters 2014 hobby lobby
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fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 9:30 pm
Almost missed this. Thank you for the amazing compliment, Julie! :-) Flattered. Sometimes I think the only people that actually reads this stuff is family and the people here..lol.. Cheers!
Julie33 - July 17, 2014, 4:33 pm
Great demotifake! There have been a lot of good ones here the last few days. Everyone is our office is loving them. Keep up the good work!
fauxnews - July 15, 2014, 4:44 am
Zeitguy - July 15, 2014, 1:58 am
Too bad, that's a platform I could support.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 4:26 pm
More like...getting ready to run OUT of the office and grab a drink..haha.. :-) Too a nice a day for this s'hit.
Zeitguy - July 14, 2014, 4:17 pm
Faux, are getting ready to run for office?

Pro-choice -

TAGS: pro life pro choice abortion hobby lobby
Rating: 3.75/5

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Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 11:17 pm
I find abortion to be deplorable. But my personal beliefs do not outweigh a woman's options for her health and well being.

Why does God... -

TAGS: pat robinson feminism hobby lobby
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Bandit5906 - July 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
I'm sure he "talks" to many different people. Unfortunately they are not listening!
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 2:04 pm
Why do atheists quote Jesus, God, and the bible if they think all three are crap?

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TAGS: abortion murder hobby lobby contraception
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inflatedego - November 25, 2017, 8:41 am
Abortion saves lives? That's really rich
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 8:35 pm
You both crack me up.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hey OTC, notice how much fauxnews adds to a conversation. Good job fauxnews, you should be very proud of yourself.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 6:08 pm
Nothing is funnier, OTC, watching a bitter old woman like yourself dumpster dive for friends. :-) Say hi to "Stone Tools" for me while you're down there. LMAO Cheers. ;-)
OTC - July 16, 2014, 5:33 pm
No Emma, faux was right on cue as usual
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 4:08 pm
I shall! Thank you, mate. :-) It's beautiful day here. Hopefully you can say the same wherever you're at. Cheers.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 4:06 pm
whatever. Have a wonderful day and be safe and well.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 4:04 pm
Surre... I will keep that in mind. Let me know when you are done pouting.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 4:02 pm
are having issues with paranoid delusions or something a bit more serious. Stay well my friend.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 4:01 pm
and while we are on the subject of your mental well being, you might want to look up the meaning and use of projecting, it will save you some embarrassment when someone calls you on the way you misuse it. I won't do it because I'm already worried that you
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 4:00 pm
*yawn* Mate…now you're projecting, again. You are being passive-aggressive. And you’re not fooling any one. The least of all, you. Tissue? :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:58 pm
and I'll try to go a little easier on you and maybe even let you win a couple of minor pieces of the discussion. Do you think you would like me to do that for you?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:56 pm
this discussion. Just take a deep breath and Emma will lay off you to let you get time to gather yourself back up. We can debate this further once your are back on your feet and feeling better, OK?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:55 pm
If that's the case, why do you resort to name calling when you get frustrated by my questioning your position? Wouldn't it have been better for your mental health and easier for you to just disengage? I do worry about how you went off the deep end during
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:53 pm
You hold onto that, kiddo, if that will help you calm down. I'm just here to enjoy some occasional debate and make posters.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:53 pm
Is that your preference?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:52 pm
embarrass you (that was not my intent), but I really wanted to understand how someone can condone taking a life and claiming it's morally sound. Obviously, you aren't capable of having that discussion, so it's probably best if I not engage you in it.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:50 pm
Once again, I have to explain english to you. Twitching and hallucination are not names, they are states of mind and twitching is a physical manifestation of frustration or nervousness. If you would rather not have this discussion, I don't want to
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:47 pm
You get mad so you resort to name calling by accusing me of "twitching" and "hallucinating".Hilarious.Then you ask me to "leave out the name calling" in the very same breath/post.Also hilarious.I didn't know they had a debate team in the special olympics
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:40 pm
*not trying to sway you..."
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:39 pm
If you do wish to discuss this issue, I'm trying to sway you from your position, I just want you to understand mine and I want to understand yours.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:38 pm
I believe very strongly that this is a very deep moral issue and am willing to listen to your side of the debate, but not if you go off on your little tangents when you get frustrated. Just calm down and we can discuss this issue.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:36 pm
your position, but stop twitching and hallucinating and we can have this discussion. Also, leave out the name calling and at least attempt to have a rational discussion.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:35 pm
Look at the time tags on the postings. My post #69117 was at 3:05 and I posted nothing more. Your post at #69119 was at 3:11 where you do the "knock it off" rant. There were no postings in between. I know you are frustrated with you inability to defend
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:24 pm
Emma said ("I was 'patiently' waiting here a WHOLE SIX MINUTES!") Surrrre you were...Hopefully you weren't holding your breath that entire time. You need all the brain cells you can get. X-D I know you think Earth revolves around you. Most narcissists do
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:21 pm
Yeah, that's a real dilemma. And the first GOOD point you made. I don't think it shows abortion is "murder" but I will have to ponder that. I will give you my thoughts later tonite or tomorrow. Certainly is a moral quagmire for sure. But so is abortion...
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:21 pm
I was patiently sitting here waiting, and all of a sudden you #69119 in response to nothing and claim I'm pushing for a response when I hadn't said anything for the past 6 minutes. You really do need some help.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:19 pm
against providing any medical treatment whatsoever in those cases of birth. You can find the transcript on line if you search for it.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:19 pm
Oh, knock it off. If your attention span is less than 6 minutes,then take your riddlin and leave the rest of us the f*** alone.I reading up on the subject a bit so I could thoughtfully answer.You should try it sometime, ADD boy.Sheeesh.You and the whining
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:18 pm
I guess you didn't understand the question. I didn't ask about partial birth, I was referring to birth after a botched abortion. The baby is sometimes whole and sometimes missing a limb, but can survive if given medical a**istance. Planned parenthood was
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:16 pm
Okay....finished ponder your inquiry: I already told you my position on partial birth abortions and late trimester abortions, if that's what you meant by this Q. I don't support it. So if the law changes on that (it won't) they will have to respect it.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:14 pm
I haven't said a word in over 6 minutes, just waiting for you to respond. I realize that it's a real moral dilemma and am willing to wait.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:12 pm
Still stuck with that cop out? You need a new schtick, that one is getting old quick.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:11 pm
Oh, I know that pushed a b'utton with you. You dont need to remind me. So NOW...are you going to actually let me ponder your inquiry or do you want to keep doing the sticks and stones thing, kid?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:05 pm
Planned Parenthood finally withdrew their opposition to providing life saving care to the survivors of abortion after claiming that they never happen.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:04 pm
Maybe it has something to do with you, mate. Sometimes 'conversing' with you is like trying to keep my head above water. Take a deep breath in between typing, okay?...Sheesh. Okay..NOW let me ponder your question.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:04 pm
#69111 and #69094
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:02 pm
I have asked, but you never responded. Do you think that Planned Parenthood is correct in stating that botched abortions that result in a child being born should result in a death sentence for the baby?
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:02 pm
again.....what are you blathering about? :-/ lololol..If you have a question, ask it. Didn't know you were asking something. Im not stuck in your head like you are, narcissist. Ask your question or at least admit to your nervous breakdown. Sheesh.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:01 pm
are talking about.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:01 pm
Being redundant again? I knew you couldn't defend yourself in this debate. Try reading up on what you are attempting to defend and come back when you get a little smarter on the subject. You might find that it's more enjoyable when you know what you
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:01 pm
huh? what are you blathering about now? "run away" from 'what?' lololol..If you have a question, ask it. Didn't know you were asking something. Im not stuck in your head like you are, narcissist.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 3:00 pm
I have my personal reasons for finding abortion disgusting.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 3:00 pm
Emma#69069"one place we do agree is leaving Christianity out of government,but the big difference is that I can spell Christianity and am not afraid of it." AWARD WINNER FOR FUNNIEST COMMENT BY A CHILD.From the album "Stupid S'hit said by Americans.VOL3"
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:59 pm
I knew you couldn't do it. Run away, child.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:59 pm
or when a fetus is capable of feeling pain?
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:58 pm
This issue really takes up too much residency in your head, mate. It's making you have a nervous breakdown. Abortion is never going to be outlawed in your nation. Better get used to it. That's reality. Sorry to break it to you.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:58 pm
What's so magical about the last trimester that means that a baby who makes it that far should be spared? Why not mid 2nd trimester?
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
*and by 'partial birth' I mean very late in the trimester abortions. But I don't think women who have had them should be arrested for murder, like you think. That's just nuts.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Once the baby is outside the womb, how can it endanger the mother's life?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:55 pm
So far, you've totally lost the debate on abortion by distraction and name calling. Try to stand toe to toe with me without any name calling and see how well you can defend killing babies.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:54 pm
Actually, I do agree with the banning of partial birth abortions, except if it is in the interest to save the mother's life or if the unborn is terminally ill and won't survive long outside the womb or something along those lines.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:53 pm
The reason I ask is that Planned Parenthood has already testified in favor of it. See ACLJ.org for the writeup or search google for 362 Infants Born Alive as Result of Botched Abortions Died in Last Decade.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:52 pm
No,I understood you,stoolio.You're just wrong.You are not body slamming anyone around here.You're just mad and I suppose anger makes you delusional.But if wishful thinking will help you calm down.Go for it.I find it amusing, so dont stop on my account :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:49 pm
So, what do you think, should that be legal?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:49 pm
tough talk? Wow, you really are a piece of work, aren't you? If you don't understand a phrase, just let me know, kind of like you just did and I'll attempt to explain it to you.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:48 pm
Emma#69087"What bout a botchd abortion and the doctor smashes the skull of the baby if it dares to be born anyways.Im sure u think its just as wonderful,dont u?"AWARD WINNER FOR HERPADERP POST OF THE YEAR.From the album"Stupid S'hit said by Americans.VOL3
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:48 pm
You're cute when you lose your temper, stoolio. Don't ever change for anyone.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:47 pm
Oh, now the tough talk is coming out. Whatever will I do...the shame... ;-)
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:46 pm
You never get tired of being body slammed, do you?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:41 pm
your inability to carry on a conversation and be consistent or intelligent is not an indication of anything to do with me.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:39 pm
sick and the mother can't take care of it? Death sentence, right?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:38 pm
The second most common reason for an abortion is Inability to support or care for a child. (according to webmd dot com. If that's the case, then shouldn't a mother be able to terminate a 10 year old if she can't provide for him? Or what if the child is
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:36 pm
baby if it dares to be born anyways? you know, post birth abortion. I'm sure you think that is just as wonderful, don't you?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:35 pm
The rule of law as opposed to emotion? There are laws that are contradictory like abortion and murder. What legal representation does an unborn baby have when it's sentenced to death? What about a botched abortion and the doctor smashes the skull of the
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:34 pm
You're just plain adorable today, Hillary. Especially when you pretend none of this is getting to you :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:31 pm
or do you not understand english?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:31 pm
That's how screwed up you are. I never asked him to do anything. Hallucinate much?
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:29 pm
Funny how worked up you get over all of this...lololololololololol...Now you are begging OTC to get your back. Lonely much? :-) Poor thing
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 2:25 pm
OTC, you didn't expect fauxnews to be consistent did you?
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:20 pm
Okay...to your point: Yes,the US does a lot wrong.Like my nation,they're a surveillance society. But as far as abortion goes, it should be decided on the rule of law...not from the emotion surrounding a dusty old text that Xtians confuse with reality.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:17 pm
Sometimes it's hard to keep track of the posts amidst your buddy's rageaholism. Sorry! X-D
OTC - July 16, 2014, 2:15 pm
First you stated we are a nation of laws in this debate and you have no idea what my comment had to do with anything, and now you say we are a police state, meds wear off already?
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 2:12 pm
S'hit...I think Emma finally passed out from all the hyper-ventilating (hence, the lull). :-/ Hopefully her mum knows enough to turn her on her side. Poor thing.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 1:56 pm
LMAO..comment #69059(Emma) "Then why do you constantly make snide remarks about the USA,but neglect to do so about your country when they're just as guilty?" AWARD WINNER FOR WEAKEST COMMENT OF THE YEAR.From the album "Stupid S'hit said by Americans.VOL3"
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 1:47 pm
TRANSLATION(Emma)[#69070]:Wishful thinking.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 1:46 pm
you don't have the mental ability or capacity to make me upset. I think I must have gotten under your skin though
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 1:43 pm
You're cute when you're mad. Hug? :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 1:41 pm
and you are a massive hypocritical egotist.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 1:40 pm
You're a terrible liar. X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 1:39 pm
You pushed no b***ons whatsoever. Just because I point out your hypocrisy doesn't mean that I'm upset.
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 1:37 pm
Boy,that pushed a massive b'utton with you,rageboy. Were you beat up by a Brit as a young girl?Save yourself the time and for now on refer to comment #69058 for my feelings on the subject.And lie down or something before you pop a blood vessel.Sheeesh :-/
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 1:37 pm
Then why do you constantly make snide remarks about the USA, but neglect to do so about your country when they are just as guilty?
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 1:34 pm
lol...Need a hug? Who said I care for the way England does things? We have a million cameras on every corner. Tired of giving them the finger, to tell you the truth.You're right. Both nations suxx as far as that goes. X-D Two wrongs don't make you right.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 1:32 pm
or how about a 13 year old who was banned from using the word 'grass' in England or Wales?
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 1:31 pm
How about Stuart Hunt of Loch Ness brought to court 100 times since 2007 for breaching an ASBO preventing him from laughing, staring or slow hand clapping.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 1:28 pm
It grants local authorities, police and even private security firms sweeping powers to bar citizens from a**embling lawfully in public spaces and those who refuse orders under the new rules will face arrest, fines and even prison time.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 1:27 pm
Yeah, and the UK isn't a police state? How about the bill before parliament called the Anti-social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Bill (HC Bill 7). You ever read the text of that bill?
fauxnews - July 16, 2014, 1:04 pm
Oh, I know your nation is a police state, OTC. Not sure how that relates to this debate, though.
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 11:30 am
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 11:30 am
and we have an executive branch that thinks they are above the law. who said the constitution gets in the way of instituting his agenda. Oh, year, obama.
OTC - July 16, 2014, 10:59 am
Apparently faux didn't get the memo, America is now ruled by a phone, a pen, and executive orders
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 5:13 pm
have fun
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 5:12 pm
your #69012 was probably the most ignorant post that I've seen on this site.
fauxnews - July 15, 2014, 5:12 pm
Okay, nice jousting with you, mate. :-) It's raining here...hard. Gotta get home quickly and close some windows. Cheers!
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 5:11 pm
If it's legal at the time, how in the hell can you possibly arrest someone for it? You should try applying some common sense to your postings.
fauxnews - July 15, 2014, 5:11 pm
...in stores now (where chewing tobacco and other fine Dental products are sold).
fauxnews - July 15, 2014, 5:08 pm
LMAO...comment #69006(Emma) “[Yes,we should arrest women for murder if we outlaw abortion]However,you cant arrest a woman who did it while it was legal.” RUNNER UP AWARD FOR NUTTIEST COMMENT OF THE YEAR.From the album "Stupid S'hit said by Americans.VOL2"
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 5:06 pm
What other means of taking a life is considered legal?
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 5:05 pm
rather neither requires taking a life.

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fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 8:46 pm
In the meanwhile, it matters not Bandit5905. I've made a poster of the picture in the link for all to see. Should be public soon enough. Enjoy, mate! :-) Cheers
fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 8:45 pm
That's nonsense, Bandit. Ignore it. LOL..It's a link to a Calvin & Hobbes comic and perfectly harmless. Someone here is just bitter that several of us have agreed long ago NOT to click on their junk for our personal safety from their passiveaggressiveness
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 7:30 pm
Do yourself a favor, bandit, don't click on links provided in comments or in the forum. It's not safe. I'm not singling out fauxnews's comment, just any links.
fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 4:43 pm
Is that a quote? (seeing as this COULD be my last post here, ironically...lol...this, about enlightenment) ;-) --> http://cabcalvinandhobbes.tripod.com/images/ch_last.gif
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:38 pm
Close-mindedness = They don't want to become enlightened!
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 9:24 am
Oh, yes. How dare anyone ask you to become informed on a subject or to provide something to backup a statement you make. How dare Emma do that?
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 8:06 am
claiming fundamentalist politics is a cop out. I have never brought a fundamentalist view to anything on this site. Like so many things, you feel the need to falsely accuse me and others on this site without any basis whatsoever.
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 8:02 am
I didn't say anything about abortion, you brought that up. The videos show a lot of problems besides abortion.
Zeitguy - July 18, 2014, 3:22 am
I want to like Emma and respect her comments but d***, she makes it so hard.
fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 2:13 am
fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 2:10 am
No reason to tear down the whole place because of irrational fundamentalist politics. That goes against what America is supposed to be about, eh? Freedom from tyranny. Not freedom to commit it against organization you don't like.
fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 2:09 am
*yawn* Abortion represents a small part of what they do, conspiracy boy. They provide useful services like birth control, s*d testing, women's healthcare and they do it well. Visit one sometime and see for yourself. You're demonizing them unfairly.
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 1:54 am
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 1:53 am
If you have the cajones, do a web search for "undercover video planned parenthood" and become "enlightened" as to the other "services" they provide
fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 1:50 am
Zeitguy - July 18, 2014, 1:15 am
Good luck selling that message to the "enlightened".

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Bandit5906 - July 15, 2014, 11:16 pm
I believe it was founded to reduce the African-American population.
EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 2:00 pm
If you are for genocide, please do support abortion. Check out why Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood, founded it in the first place.

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TAGS: octomom abortion hobby lobby
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EmmaRoydes - July 15, 2014, 11:04 pm
Don't like murder, fine then, don't commit one. Problem solved!

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fauxnews - July 3, 2014, 1:48 pm
You know it baby. Hippie a$s and cop fights. That's where it's at. See you there! X-D
OTC - July 3, 2014, 1:36 pm
Didn't know there was another Occupy Wall Street event
fauxnews - July 3, 2014, 11:50 am
UK baby.... *in bad Austin Powers voice* But in the States working
Zeitguy - July 3, 2014, 12:53 am
As a point of reference Faux, do you come from a land down under , UK or SA?
fauxnews - July 3, 2014, 12:42 am
...guess it will be interesting to see how this plays out, or whether or not elections in your nation still matter. Guess we will have to wait and see, huh? Cheers.
fauxnews - July 3, 2014, 12:41 am
...so, in effect, you're right. The problem is that abortion is still law as well. How your nation plans to reconcile this conundrum will be interesting. Then again, your nation is having a cultural civil war...so it makes sense...
fauxnews - July 3, 2014, 12:39 am
This is where normally I'd say your wrong and point out that Hobby Lobby doesn't get to decide whether or not "contraception" is sometimes abortion. But according to American law now, they can. :-/
JGalt - July 3, 2014, 12:06 am
just pointing out distinction here, regarding the hobby lobby, which liberals missed....instead painting it as a war against women where hobby lobby war is a war against abortion, which in my book is not "contraception" in whole. Get YOUR facts straight
fauxnews - July 2, 2014, 11:13 pm
Well,the Supreme court agrees with you on that one....sorta, because of the'religious'nature of the question. But not on the abortion part,which the courts still find to be very much legal.The only one being 'selective' here is you.Get your facts straight
JGalt - July 2, 2014, 10:26 pm
Liberals are selective with faux facts Hobby Lobby was only against methods that were considered abortion.... not preventive in nature. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-X8HdrMf6QXE/U7LyUdIV0OI/AAAAAAAAKrM/yLuMzpyN770/s1600/Ruthless+Decision.jpg

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Zeitguy - July 4, 2014, 3:40 am
Where as Emma demands access to your wombs and bedrooms.
EmmaRoydes - July 3, 2014, 6:08 pm
Liberals demand that the government stay out of their bedrooms and wombs while demanding that corporations pay for their birth control and abortions.
Zeitguy - July 3, 2014, 1:17 am
Your reoccurring choice of female figures with gun phalluses may require a cursory trip to the therapist.

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JGalt - July 4, 2014, 9:34 am
yours not your's, wrong punctuation. sheesh
EmmaRoydes - July 4, 2014, 8:51 am
So true. Especially when you compare sharia law to "forcing" women to pay $3.37 a month for birth control pills.


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fauxnews - July 5, 2014, 5:56 pm
Zeitguy - July 5, 2014, 5:54 pm
FYI, Norman Bates was really into his mother ( a woman). ;-)

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Zeitguy - July 22, 2014, 12:46 am
I knew I was missing something.
fauxnews - July 20, 2014, 2:06 am
BTW..thought you weren't back here for a couple of days? Maybe I'm confusing you with someone else I was PMing. No matter. I'm officially out of here myself now. :-) Off to the home of the fried Twinkie. See you in a few days! Chat w/you then. Cheers! :-D
fauxnews - July 20, 2014, 2:02 am
haha..No worries, mate. ;-) Some anonymous chucklehead here joked about me being the 'next' Vicky so I decided to do a Vicky style poster for old times sake. I have no problem poking fun at myself. So have at it, bloke. Glad 'you' got the joke! Cheers :-)
Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 10:43 pm
Just kidding, but when it becomes a blog my brain becomes tired.4
Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 10:40 pm
I thought Vik was banned.

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ipaprime - July 19, 2014, 10:30 pm
.and one that has no clue about what he is referring to also
Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 6:59 pm
Apparently common sense with comedic flare is disregarded by those that lack both.

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Zeitguy - July 7, 2014, 8:23 pm
Not all of them, just some.
JGalt - July 7, 2014, 6:52 am
so, all religious fundamentalists support child mole$tati0n? this proves you have a very warped sense of being.

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fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 5:20 pm
Lol...You crack me up. :-) ..Hug? :-D
PeteofSanJose - July 19, 2014, 4:14 pm
With all your "spamming" posts, you're looking more and more like Vic Jr.

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Bandit5906 - August 3, 2014, 1:13 pm
Explain how the GOP is controlling what a woman does with her v*****?

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KaBoom - June 19, 2015, 5:36 pm
Truth and the Hobby Lobby case. That case had NOTHING to do with "choice." Hobby Lobby was willing to pay for certain contraceptives and did not want to pay for others (Plan B). NOBODY said they couldn't get it! These women just had to cough up 25 bucks

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Cannabal - November 2, 2014, 1:24 pm
I wanna say false equivalency, but you know what, you can have that one.
OTC - November 2, 2014, 4:27 am
Like Obama, who also got a Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing useful

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